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Wanted Demotivational Poster


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


Otherwise -


TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.


WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE




I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!


TAGS: monty python lumberjack song song funny wanted
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:31 pm
I do all that too...right after I cave in some tunnels. Tunnel = 1
On Wednesdays - March 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea.


HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...




WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE -




DOORSTOPS -


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol


PRECAUTIONS -


TAGS: unwanted pregany being responsible
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - June 29, 2011, 6:44 am

it only works once
CarpeConquietus - June 29, 2011, 12:24 am
Hmnmm "Hey Honey...I think i fould a new birth control...Yeah, they say it's 100% effective"


VACATION - Where your boss can't call you and there is no alarm.


TAGS: vacation all i ever wanted
Rating: 4.27/5

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deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:17 am
You are very close to correct CANADA, it is the boundary waters in MN very close to Ontario.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
hmmm, that sure looks alot like home


DUMPSTER BABIES - Think before you act.




@#$%! -


TAGS: havent you always wanted that excuse before
Rating: 4.6/5

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GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
haha, he said spelunker, 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
You get in trouble because the donkey was consentual.
CpnKangaroo - May 26, 2010, 6:37 pm
when you're trying to alleviate pain and suddenly you have an "attitude problem" and "need counseling" because you also "bit a 3 year old"
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:25 pm
Nice!


FATALITY -


TAGS: i wanted pie fatality day
Rating: 4.24/5

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LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:07 am
Oh, damn... Five... uh... somethings...


HOLEY MOLEY -




HOSPITALITY -




MODERATORS WANTED - If you believe you have what it takes... Mr. Motifake would like you to join his elite team.


TAGS: moderators wanted
Rating: 4.35/5

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rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:02 am

that is because somebody tied you up....
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:19 am
I do! But nothing else... ;)
rerun - March 6, 2010, 9:09 am

um, we don't wear ties. 5 bananas
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:21 am
5 cubes on that.
MO - March 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Holy crap! Check Pat's! I think the monkey is on the loose!! 5 trained ones Ice!!


SHOPPING -




ALIEN SEX -


TAGS: we all wanted to be captain kirk
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:19 pm
no telling....some bull and matador sexual roleplaying? toro,.toro.
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
What do you think she uses that helmet for, Grey?
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:11 pm
Oh, Alien sex. I was thinking some other A sex word when I saw her pic. 5 horny helmets


That's Classified -




SCENES FROM THE GAS STATION -


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)


Randy -




Knock Knock -




ISIS -




LANCELOT : MAJOR COCK BLOCK -


TAGS: poor sir galahad the chaste just wanted a little oral
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
You're right, it is better with the tags. Re-five.
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 3:19 pm
As long as it not at Camelot. It's a silly place.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
That sounds like one hell of a great evening, hyde.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 3:11 pm
Well, thats the evening then. Beer, Nachos and the Holy Grail.
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 1:16 pm
No no - it's entirely too perilous! 5 naughty, naughty Zoots.
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 12:26 pm
Perilous 5!


THE SAVAGE BREAST -


TAGS: credit goes to sean i m just a vessel who wanted to go with girls girls girls
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MO - July 22, 2009, 9:17 pm
I heard there was going to be a guest appearance from.....the Breasty Boys...
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:51 pm
Sean's the leader of the pachyderms. How's that?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:50 pm
I bribe ONE little elephant to play ONE little song, and now all of a sudden I'm somehow an arsonist. Not fair.
Arrogant Knight - June 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Goddammit, ag, TAKE THE CREDIT!!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 1:03 am
I've heard of epic breast, but never savage breast. 5 Lions anyways.


LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION -


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

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Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A Fucking Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....


HELP WANTED - Now hiring wine maker, needed immediately.




WANTED - Most likely dead




TIGER WOODS - I WANT YOU -


TAGS: tiger woods blonde girlfriend wanted
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Steamboatwilly - December 16, 2009, 9:28 am
Girlfriends MUST be white. No nappy heads! These were O.J.`s rules too.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:21 am
I wonder if Jack is thinking that his records are looking better every day


TEXAS MOST WANTED - HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GAS STEALING THIEVES?




Apply in person, NO PHONE CALLS -


TAGS: help wanted jack kill
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 18, 2016, 7:18 am
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - April 18, 2016, 7:15 am
Nice, UP yours


Dandelions -




Drop -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: i wanted steak for dinner
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 12:55 pm
5L cavey for the undeniable truth of your poster.
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:46 am
five'd and fav'd


MAN'S LAW - Should It Really Trump What God Gave Us?


TAGS: politics legal wanted herbs law
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

robbidos - August 10, 2012, 12:48 pm
according to the books they hand out in prison, yes.


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